Square Sticker — "FREE! Racers ONLY!" Sign No.4

Route-side Sign Number 4 (out of 6) greets marathon runners on the side of Bellevue, right after hoofin' it up the Edgeware grade over the 101 Freeway. You've never lived like this before, you've never seen the majesty, experienced the confusion, the ecstacy of the fact that these chili dogs, if you're runnin' are FREE FOR YOU. That's right. We know not what the future holds, no one knows that. 
But we know we've got an unwieldy, fall-apart, clumpy bundle of edible, tasty Americana usually only available in ballparks, diners, and drive-ins. It's not perfect, in fact, it's distinctly unworkable, and far from sensible. It's either gonna get MORE miles out of you or LESS miles out of you, and it's up to you. No one knows you better than you do, we trust you on that. 

.: Material: White vinyl with black magnetic backing
.: Three sizes to choose from
.: Matte finish
.: For indoor use
.: Thin and lightweight