{"product_id":"anniversary-tea-towel-1st-celebration-of-the-13th-anniversary-ssccd-los-angeles-2026","title":"Anniversary Tea Towel — 1st Celebration of the 13th Anniversary (SSCCD) Los Angeles 2026","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhy look! It's a 100% cotton tea towel with our featured playful, homemade celebration vibe — the kind of towel you hang up and smile at every time you walk into the kitchen. The kind of towel you might use to wipe the chili and cheese off of the trunk of your human body mid-stride. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis tea towel costs as much as 15 high-quality tea towels! WHY? I don't really know, this drop-ship situation is really weird. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThe lower center print is at the bottom of the towel like a badly designed poster. Our various anniversary numbers are chaotically layered in different fonts, bold red initials (SSCCD) with a small parenthetical explanation, and a tiny location\/date stamp below.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt feels like a zany ill-advised keepsake from a community cookout. You might drape it over the counter while you consider how much cream cheese really needs to go with that mortadella appetizer. You could use it as a little scarf to organize your long hair while slicing citrus. It’s fabric is familiar and warm — a small, tangible reminder of an unlikely marathon urban legend that's actually real, and the runners who managed to survi--- I mean, find it. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton for strong, smooth fabric and sharp print detail\u003cbr\u003e- Highly absorbent and fast-drying natural fiber\u003cbr\u003e- Hemmed edges for durability and long-lasting use\u003cbr\u003e- Single-side printed design with clear, colorful artwork\u003cbr\u003e- One size (approx. 28\" × 28\") with sewn-in care label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e28\" × 28\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"White \/ 28\" × 28\"","offer_id":46264712429739,"sku":"13394990934037422333","price":28.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0757\/8910\/7371\/files\/5744286902154128653_2048.jpg?v=1772618418","url":"https:\/\/supersloppychilicheesedogs.com\/products\/anniversary-tea-towel-1st-celebration-of-the-13th-anniversary-ssccd-los-angeles-2026","provider":"Super Sloppy Chili Cheese Dogs ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}